Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Real World Commentary -5/15/13

       One of my best friends always told me about this joke from legendary comedian Paul Mooney, which bears some cleaning up beforehand, but basically  involves the news media tailor-made for African Americans, involving "dancing flapjacks across the screen", among other hilarious things(from a Black perspective). This comes to mind for me when I notice the lack of coverage of the recent Mother's Day mass shooting in New Orleans, in an African-American-centric parade...maybe its supposed to be "black" news only.

Then again, there was some coverage...more on a "by-the-way" level. Piers Morgan mentioned it at the end of his broadcast two days ago, and when Headline News didn't have their collective heads buried up Jodi A-what's-her-name behind(yes, we know, she did it...pull the plug on this braindead media monster) we recieved maybe fifteen seconds of a video of a African-American gunman shooting wildly at the crowd. But nothing else about it. I was expecting at least two days of coverage from the major cable networks, with those Roger Corman-inspired names for whats unfolding. You know...like HELD IN CAPTIVITY or something for the coverage of Castro guy and those poor women he held for ten years...or MASSACRE IN SANDY HOOK for the last mass shooting that ended in the deaths of those innocent elementary students.

But...nothing. No interviews with the New Orleans residents, no play-by-play on what unfolded, no national search for the gunman, no pictures of the 17 victims(which included two children)...no Roger Corman title. If that doesn't tell you about how the media views people of color, nothing will.

I can hear collective groaning, but its true. People want to claim that the lack of coverage was because no one died, or the gunman did not have automatic weapons. But remember that mass stabbing a few months back on one of the college campuses? Yeah, THAT was given a Roger Corman title. No one died there, and yet HLN, CNN, and Fox was given you indepth looks at the situation, interviews with the man who stopped the perp and everything.

As I type this, Anderson Cooper is back in Boston, talking about the bombings. NOT that this should not be covered...but did Cooper go to New Orleans after the shooting? Did he interview any of the victims?

Of course not.

Monday, February 18, 2013

Lil Tidbits - 2/18/13

Hi, Vidkids, how's the world treatin' ya? It's catch-up time!

  • Over the last few months, since I've gained cable(well, satallite), I'm finally able to keep abreast with the only sport I truly care about: Pro Wrestling! Whether it is World Wrestling Entertainment or Total Nonstop Action/Impact Wrestling, I'm there man...so off and on here, I'm going to share my opinion on some things like:
  • WWE's The SHIELD and TNA's Aces And Eights...both companies are currently involved in invasion angles...and while I'm sure there was a lot of eye-rolling going on, let's face it, just like any other story medium, tropes will always be recycled. So sure, there will always be one NWO(New World Order), but the storyline itself will be used over and over. The general idea is not how unoriginal the idea is in and of itself, but what original touches one can add to it.
  • The Shield is pretty interesting as agents of chaos, proclaiming dispensing justice when they are pretty much beating up on various babyfaces, and in many cases, acting more as plot devices(for example, interrupting a match between two characters that if either lose, they would lose the momentum needed to make them either unstoppable(Ryback, for example) or credible threats(Antonio Cesaro)). I'm possibly the only fan in the world that wanted Brad Maddox to be the secret leader of the crew(as members of the group and Maddox originated from WWE's training grounds, NXT), but this was proven false when SHIELD attacked him two weeks ago. The last I heard of the Shield was that they were participating in Elimination Chamber last night against the superteam of Sheamus, Ryback, and John Cena.
  • Aces N' Eights, who are presented as an outlaw motorcycle gang, complete with lingo, are probably more similar to NWO than their WWE counterparts, parasitic in their recruiting(Ken Anderson and Devon are among their ranks) and a threat against the company in general. While I honestly like the concept of an invasion group with identities hidden behind masks, I hate the idea that many of the members revealed over the last few months(Mike Knox, Drew Hakinson(i.e. the big guy of the Straight Edge Society)) are generic big guys. And apologies to these men, I'm not trying to insult their wrestling abilities or their entertainment value, just that the crew would have been more interesting if their ranks were a mixture of various wrestling styles. What I mean is...what if we had John Morrison, Evan Bourne, Rikishi, Elijah Burke, and Chris Jericho as the masked wrestlers, i.e. wrestlers with distinctive styles? Just saying...and I'm sure the smarks could figure out even greater wrestlers that would have been more interesting as masked members of Aces N' Eights.
  • I was hoping WWE Main Event would show more of the lower tier wrestlers like JTG and Yoshi Tatsu, but it has usually been the same type of matches as the prime shows. While this is wonderful, it is dreadful at the same time. For example, I like both Randy Orton and Wade Barrett, I like these guys when they are fighting together...but to have them fight each other seven times in two weeks with no storyline? Crazy!  And again I mention JTG and Tatsu...I would rather see both become heels.
  • I wish WWE would push Cody Rhodes. The guy has potential to be a main eventer, imo. Besides, I'm exhausted with Wade Barrett/Randy Orton Battle Ten. While I'm on the subject...Zack Ryder isn't that bad either. And what happened to Christian, Alex Riley, and Mason Ryan?
  • And let's let Naomi Knight wrestle some more!
  • I'm glad to see Mark Henry, Jericho, and Jack Swagger back!

Other Tidbits:
Hansel And Grethel: Witch Hunters was awesome.

I have as PS3 now...been playing Heavenly Sword and WWE '12.

Monday, January 21, 2013

"Blackout '77" Reviewed In British Fantasy Society

Ah, the Presidental Inaguration was cool and it is a beautiful Martin Luther King's Day. Been wanting to post this for a while...been looking for some reviews on "Aliens Among Us" in general, and "Blackout '77" in particular. After all, I want to get better, and constructive critism usually helps.

Looking around the 'net, I found a wonderful review here by David Brzeski. For "Blackout '77", he says:

<"A case in point is ‘Blackout ’77′, by Melvin L. Hadley. It’s a very good story. It could have been a better one, with a little judicious editing. Betsy Rowangartner, unwisely decides to go outside with a guy she just met at a club. She quickly finds herself involved in a secret war between “The Man” and a teenage superheroine. It’s Hippie paranoia meets anime. It’s well-written for the most part, but the editor should have caught the incorrect use of the word “untrustworthiness” and the absurdly pretentious description of the lighting of a cigarette.">

I'm glad someone is reading the book!

Monday, January 7, 2013

Just Awesome Cinema: Django Unchained

Before I plunge into my adoration of the taboo film "Django Unchained", I have somewhat a confession to make: I've always wanted a Catcher Freeman action figure. Basically, he was the legendary ancestor of the Freemans of "The Boondocks" series, a mythical former African-American slave that battles slavehunters in particular, and slavery in general, and was able to bounce bullets off of his manacles. The third season episode he appears is easily my favorite, because as a lover of storytelling and its manifestations in folklore, mythology, and now novels and films...and as an African-American myself, I loved the idea of basically a former slave, attributed with some sort of superhuman aura, battling against the racial institution that had conquered my ancestors.

In "Django Unchained", Calvin Candie(Leonardo Dicapro), in a tension-filled monologue, wonders why an old slave that served his father and grandfather before him never slit his throat while giving either a shave with a straight-razor. Of course, in real life, the answers are numerous, possibly infinite...besides the horrifying retribution his or her owners would visit upon not only the perpetrator but possibly his innocent fellow enslaved, there is also the idea of being thrown into a world without education, acceptance, or knowledge. But I also mention the monologue because from the first mention of this movie months ago, a question similar to Candie came across my mind: why aren't there any more "mythical" African-American Ante-bellum heroes like Catcher Freeman and Django?

It grits my gears to hear prominant black men like Spike Lee hate on the film because of the usage of "nigger" or the subject matter, one of the many dark stains on America's history. Yes, American slavery of Africans was terrible, and even to this day, we are still fighting for basic rights and acceptance. But acting as if the subject itself should be held to some bizarre golden standard, where it cannot be explored in any depth without being extremely sacred, is ludicrous. If Mr. Lee would have come down from his high horse and actually WATCHED the film, he would had realized that the subject matter of slavery was definately not parodied or supported in any way. Mr. Tarentino laid the horror down, raw and naked for all the world to see. He also showed how illogical and bizarre racism is.

But I'm getting ahead of myself.

"Django Unchained" wears its genre homages, a Tarentino trademark, proudly, while in mu humble opinion, presenting a new black legend to its audiences. A blending of spagetti western and blaxploitation, the story is about the hero's journey of slave Django(Jamie Foxx) from his purchase and subsequent freedom provided by the German Dr. King Shultz(Christopher Waltz) to becoming "The Fastest Gun In The South" in his quest to locate and rescue his wife, Broomhilda(Kerry Washington) from the clutches of Calvin Candie, plantation owner of Candieland and his sycophantic second-in-command, house slave Stephen(Samuel .L. Jackson).

The movies spares no punches when it comes to gore, and often whiplashes between black comedy and heartwretching drama. But it is also awesome to see the tropes of legend in play, brought to the forefront by Dr. Shultz's telling of the Germantic Brunhilda legend to Django; just like Siegfried, Django has to rescue his beloved from an unescapable place of sorts, and have to overcome many obstacles.

In the end, this movie gets an A+ from me. The story was awesome, the acting was spectacular, and while the subject of slavery is personal for me, it is balanced by a hero who battles and wins against it. I would be lying if I said I did not enjoy, for example, the Brittle Brothers getting their just deserts from Django, including a whipping dispensed by him to one of them...or the astounding fiery climax at Candieland.

Saturday, November 3, 2012

Update - 11/3/12

Just an update for the VidKids!

I'm still around and kicking, and still waiting for the opportunity to update more frequently. Also, working on my second story for the Pulp Empire, which deals with awesome jungle girls. Definite thanks to the Catacombs(link down below) for great research material.

With WWE 13 now here, I haven't gotten a PS3 yet. I have a tradition when I was getting the title on PS2, which is to create two or three characters: Neutron, my high-flying, martial arts expert-turned-former sex slave...Guardian, who is me, for all intents and purposes, and Overmaster...yes, that's right, the titular villain of Overmaster Wars.  By the time Smackdown Versus Raw 2011 rolled around, I decided to turn Guardian heel, while retconning Neutron into a katheoy. This was because in the earlier installments, to trick the computer into having her be able to win the Heavyweight Championship, I had to list her as a male anyway.

Besides, I think it is a interesting concept. It is one of those "why not" concepts for wrestling...and if we can have a male wrestler(Vito) wearing a dress, why not have a transgendered person(focusing more on her personality and skill than who she is) kicking everyone's ass(not to mention maybe breaking down gender identity barriers to some degree). I remember mentioning this development on Neutron to one of my best friends and he nearly had a heart attack. *Shrugs*

As for Guardian, currently, in my head, I'm running with the idea that he is now "The Anti-Reality Superstar". In WWE, his storyline would involve him beating up reality show personalities(I abhor reality TV), kind of a takeoff of my "Mad Against The World" idea. So, along with some masked assistants, he would first show up on Jersey Shore, totally real and unexpected, and kick the living crap out of the males. Next would be Big Brother, and then the X-Factor. In a way, his assault on reality television would be similar to a comic book megacrossover...he would appear, viciously beat up males(and whatever females want to attack him) and thrash their sets.  His Titantron entrance video would consist of a highlight reel of the attacks.

His/my reasons for this stem from the idea that these reality stars don't have to work as hard as pro-wrestlers. This is very f**** true, as pro wrestlers sacrifice their bodies to entertain us day in and day out, why acting like an idiot can get you a reality show. Everyone wants to dump on pro-wrestling, calling it fake(when it is chorographed and pre-planned, but these ladies and gentlemen are usually hitting each other, taking falls and bumps, essentially putting their well-being on the line for us), while 90% of your reality shows are scripted to some degree(seriously, starting an arguement out of nowhere?)and extremely fake.

This would probably make him a natural enemy of The Miz, but I can't help it...I love the idea. Especially when over in TNA, you have Jersey Shore and Big Brother characters interrupting the wrestling story for desperate rating grabs.